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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

legalmexican:

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

schnookumms:

son, im not sure how to say this, but, ur gay lmao

flash 9 is required to suck my dick

(Source: 6yr)

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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futurewhore:

In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful

(Source: futurewhore)

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)

the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep